10 Funny Father’s Day Quotes – Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!

Fathers are great, right? They help their children learn the difference between right and wrong and grow up to be productive members of society. They provide guidance and then they provide support when children decide to ignore the aforementioned guidance. Heck, they even mow the lawn in the summer and shovel the driveway in the winter (usually).

For all the awesomeness that goes with being dad, there’s also a little goofiness. No offense dads, but sometimes your views on parenting and being a father are a little wacky. With that in mind, this Father’s Day, show dad just how amazing he is and how much you appreciate his fatherly efforts-while remembering dad can be a little “off” sometimes. 🙂

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To get you in the Father’s Day spirit, here are 10 funny Father’s Day quotes:

Funny Father’s Day Quote 1
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, “Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?” He answered, “If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.” – Jerry Lewis

Funny Father’s Day Quote 2
“It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.” – Barbara Kingsolver

Funny Father’s Day Quote 3
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” – Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Father’s Day Quote 4
“I’m so ugly – My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Father’s Day Quote 5
“Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano

Funny Father’s Day Quote 6
“My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.” – Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Father’s Day Quote 7
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth

Funny Father’s Day Quote 8
“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, “˜My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say, “˜Yeah? When?'” – Bill Hicks

Funny Father’s Day Quote 9
“Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster too.” – Lionel Kauffman

Funny Father’s Day Quote 10
“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation he has a 50 percent chance of being right.” – Bill Cosby

Do you know other funny Father’s Day quotes that make you think of your great dad? If so, share them in the comments!

To all of you fabulous funny dads out there – Happy Father’s Day!